Far too long have the rights of Rock Americans been overlooked in the United States. As citizens of a nation that promotes freedom we must rally to provide equal treatment for all of the inhabitants of these United States of America.
Look at the clear disregard for life.
Far too long has this been a probelm. Since the dawn of humanity, rocks have been at the bottom of the pit. People just threw them around, made houses out of them, or made elaborate Chinese games by dipping them in paint. Recent studies have shown that to participate in any of these tasks, rocks are 9 times out of 10 simple taken, against their will. Picture this. I walk into somebody’s house and say something like “Hi! I’m gonna take you now and use you as I choose fit”. A person would not take too kindly to this. That person may even get you arrested! Why is it ok then to do so to rocks. Why is it socially acceptable to treat them as anything less them human? Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by Rob in Featured, Politics on 04-11-2008
With the election being held today I found myself in a predicament. As a proud AMerican I went in to serve my duty and vote. I packed my little satchel, put on the “Proud to be an AMerican” cap, grabbed my voter registration card and went out to vote for the next president of the United States of America. When I got to the voting center I saw that the senior citizens were being put to good use (for once) and used at the welcome tables, or sitting on lawn chairs telling young stallions, such as myself, where to go. The bloke before me had some trouble with the voting machine, and his vote might have not been counted, and as soon as I went into the voting booth, I found myself with an even bigger problem. I didn’t find Hilary Clinton’s name anywhere on the ballot!
Time for a real Maverick!
I was getting worried for a moment. When at the Democratic National Convention they announced Barrack HUSSEIN Obama as the Democratic nominee, I legitimately for a second believed Hildog was done for! But oh, ex First Lady, and soon to be Commander in Chief, I didn’t see your full plan. You see, she let Obama and
McCain battle it out and “campaign” for office, effectively making themselves look bad. Bad enough to elect
Ms. Clinton today! That’s right. She planned this all along. She steped out of the spotlight and even went as far as to “endorse” Senator Obama (though if I may say so your husband needs acting classes. With all due respect he was not convincing). This shifted the nation’s attention from a few of the lies that were surrounding Senator Clinton while she was running against Mr. Hussein. But as today is election day, the final step of her ingenious plan is going into motion! And you can help!
You are probably asking yourself: “How do I help?” It’s simple follow these simple instructions to elect Senator Clinton for the oval office:
Easy as 1, 2, 3.
After you did the following, you can just sit back and enjoy as the United States prospers!You are a patriot, and you have done this country a great service!
As some of you may already know, I have no clue what I’m doing. If there was one word to describe chaos and lack of organization I guess it would be whatever long and Polish name I posses. I have tons of ideas and want to continue to write, however at my current rate I don’t see that happening. You may be thinking to yourself (if this is your first visit here), “I can’t wait to see an update!“. You might be saying that for a few months. Truth be told, if I post more than this one explanitory paragraph I will be truly amazed. I’m corssing my fingers and hoping for the best. This website is as good as it gets in my mind. I can’t possibly think of a better way I’d have it operate than this, so naturally this is what I have been striving for for the past few months. With that said I will try my best to not forget about it, and try to upload some original and entertaining conent here.
With that said, what dan you expect? I may release comics, observations of current situations, and short stories all pertaining to something that in the long run matters. This will steer clear as it possibly can from becoming a blog. If you are interested in what I am doing in my life for some ungodly reason go find me on twitter or something. This will be a content based site (if it ever happens) and for that reason this will be the only post in which I am speaking like I am now (meaning out of character/originality). So heads up, and lets give this another try. Huzzah!
